The Most Idiotic Car Accessories Ever to Have Graced our Markets

There are all sorts of accessories out there to personalise our vehicles.  Some of these are actually useful and serve a really good purpose in terms of making our cars faster, safer or more economic.  Others, however, do nothing other than make our cars look stupid.  Let’s take a look at some of the most idiotic accessories available on the market today.

Truck Balls

You may wonder what truck balls are, because the name itself seems pretty nonsensical, until you see a picture.  Basically, they are a pair of testicles that you hang from your tow bar.  It isn’t entirely clear why anybody would want these, but they sold like hot cakes.  Strangely enough, they sold mainly to men.  Why any man would want to hang balls at the back of their truck remains a complete mystery.  If you do want to buy them, you will be happy to know that they come in a range of colours, including blue, red and hot pink, as well as more lifelike colours.

Car Bras

Since we have discussed the wrongness of the male anatomy as a car accessory, we must also discuss part of the female anatomy.  It is now possible to purchase car “bras”.  These basically fit over the front bumper of the car and they protect the paint of the car.  Of course, it only protects the bumper part, so the paint on the rest of the vehicle will continue to deteriorate.  Besides the fact that the car bra is pointless, it is also incredibly stupid looking.

Stick on Vents

These are just ridiculous.  Stick on vents serve absolutely no purpose.  The designer of them – a very clever person who made millions out of them – probably thought that it would allow men to make their car look sportier.  However, they are just stickers, and visibly so.  Hence, all they really do is make you look like a complete doofus who is driving a boring car. Stay away from them.

Exhaust Tips

These were clearly designed for the ladies.  They are little pieces of metal that can be attached to the exhaust of the car, making your car look like Hello Kitty, SpongeBob or any other cartoon character.  Again, these sold in their millions and there are now tons of cars walking around with little pieces of Hello Kitty on their exhaust.  I say little pieces, because the overall effect was quickly ruined when parts started to corrode and come off.

Other Strange Accessories

There are many other strange accessories that we should quite simply avoid.  There are the body kits and aftermarket spoilers, which are designed to make your car look like it came straight from Need for Speed, but actually make your car look like a Dinky Toy.  Then, there are the lewd references to other brands and the women silhouettes.  Nobody thinks they are funny and it continues to be a conundrum as to why they keep selling.  The tailgate nets are just as pointless, as are the Calvin urination stickers.
Laura is happy to say that she has never purchased any stupid accessories for her vehicles.  She hopes that this will help her to get a better quote on the car insurance for women she is now looking for.